It has been brought to my attention by my attorney, Dr Eugene Trump, that there has already been complaints about my my website. It seems that some people don't believe what has been written about me and my extraordinary life! I have been advised to issue this disclaimer. Could you please read it and then touch your screen to confirm that you understand and accept it:
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